A Story Wherein A Man And A Woman Decide Enough Is Enough.

Mr. And Mrs. J Underbloom were, at one time, famed for becoming the most notorious cereal killers (I do NOT mean "Serial") in the village of Shrovesburydale, but this story has very litle, if anything, to do with that story.
Instead, this story concerns the night of the 5th of December, 1947, and the events that occured...

*Disclaimer - Actors have been used for legal purposes*

Chapter 1

It was an ordinary night. Cars were going along their merry business, people wandered by the house of the Underbloom's with little regard or concern. Mrs. Underbloom was busy preparing for the return of her husband, Jack, by creating the most elegant celebration she had ever dreamed of. Unfortunatly, she had neither the experience to do this, nor the IQ, for she was the least clever woman in Britain. Unbeknownst to many, Mrs. Underbloom (whom we shall now know as Mildred) was born in Utoko, a large-ish island in the south pacific. Her mother was a brain surgeon on the island, and her father a lawyer. Though this sounds inpressive, her mother's surgery surmounted to drilling holes in the back of patients heads, and her father's legal practice dealt only in matters of violence, and usually it was he that caused it. One day, a tribe from a neighbouring village decided to lay waste to the huts of the Utopas (Her Tribe), due to an argument over which loaf of Lever-Bread was the more delicious. The Tribesmen pillaged, burned, raped and sent to bed with no supper the entire village, bar 3. The Mother and Father of Mrs. Underbloom, and Mildred herself. Her parents took pity on Mildred, as well as taking her hair to use as firewood, and so cast her into the Sea Of Unimaginable Evil. Some say a bad move, others not...

She was found, several days later, on the coast of Dorset. This was quite amazing, as it was also on that coast that 3,907 men were left drowning by a baker. Their bodies were never found, although, as mentioned, Mildred's was. It was by a 5 year-old boy by the name of Jack Underbloom. His mother and father were really very unimportant, and so the discussion of them shall cease here. Jack and Mildred would later go to the house of Jack's parents, and ask if Mildred could stay awhile. Not realising "awhile" would be 43 years, they wholeheartedly agreed.